I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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