Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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