Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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