are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just blew my weed a kiss
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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