her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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