end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Cover your peen. We're going out.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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