i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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