Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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