What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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