How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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