I smell stomach acid.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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