It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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