ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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