Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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