That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
