Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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