BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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