Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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