Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
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