dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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