yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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