just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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