Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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