Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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