doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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