Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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