You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
im on a boat
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