We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
the raccoons are back...
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