when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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