so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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