Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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