I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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