the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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