Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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