He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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