You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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