Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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