Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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