): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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