Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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