i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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