My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You left your phone here
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