He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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