Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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