ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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