I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You almost got us killed.
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