That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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