my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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