The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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