so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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